Trump got a fake French Fry Certification pin by Republican politician who owns McDonalds franchises.
Imagine that. You pretend to work at a McDonald’s and you get a pretend award. Welcome to the new reality.
https://newrepublic.com/maz/post/187361/donald-trump-awarded-coveted-mcdonalds-pin-children
@feloneouscat I guess he'll put it on the shelf with his golfing trophies.
Call out the National Guard to McDonald's HQ. Borowitz says he refuses to accept that he lost Employee of the Month award. So he'll send a mob to attack HQ and hang the CEO.
But he DID get Employee of the Half-Hour. 😝
@feloneouscat Wasn't it a work release program for nonviolent convicts? Are they eligible for employee awards? And does he really qualify as a "nonviolent" inmate, just because it isn't his tiny little hands holding the weapons?