I just picked my kid up from school and her friends dad came over to say hi, then started telling me about his lawn and so I started talking about my lawn and so just call me official suburban dad now

Sending it at the bouldering gym 💪 #flash

My daughter has honey all over her face from a sandwich she made, so I told her about Winnie the Pooh.

"Vinnie the Pooh?", she said

And then I was like, holy shit, what if Joe Pesci played Winnie the Pooh.

"Piglet, get the fuck over here"

"Tigger, what the fuck you smiling about? You laughing at me? You think I'm a clown, I amuse you?

What's with Jira and their accounting dept? We're trying to give you $$$ but you're dragging your feet on issuing an invoice. SaaS stands for Shitshow as a Service.

Just got news that a girl i worked with at summer camp many years ago died in a car crash in Vermont. Head on with a truck. New mum too. Very sad.

I love it when when I get #art in the mail. Thanks so much @BipolarArtist
Love that they’re made in NH too.

#cosomarketplace #cosolifesupport

#PutYourBroncosOut

Started watching Manhunt, all about the hunt for John Wilkes Booth. Very good. Had no idea that evening was a coordinated attack to take out the President, Vice-President and Secretary of State.

Of course as I’m watching it I’m on Wikipedia. The detail of the show is amazing, right down to getting the staircase correct on the house Lincoln eventually died in.

#manhunt #appletv

Just had my flu jab 💉

Binged my way through Tehran (Apple TV).

So good. Cant wait for season 3.

#tvshows #appletv

Arctic Ascent with Alex Honnold (Apple TV) is so good. Climbing unknown big walls in Greenland wilderness. #rockclimbing

Eugénie Le Sommer from Olympique Lyon absolutely destroying the defence and sending a rocket to the goal. ⚽️

#football #soccer

https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/Bj9ltrO2nP

At Riverdance tonight. #riverdance

Renovation has finished. Holy shit, our bathroom is too nice for our house lol. Love the new laundry though, and a second toilet is a game changer.

If you have Disney+, i highly recommend Next Goal Wins. #cosomovies

I do love barrel-aged imperial stout, as much as @th3j35t3r loves a narwhal tusk.🍻 #beer #narwhal

After weeks and weeks of no rain, its now bucketing it down. ⛈️

The Easter Bunny has been. 🐇
#HappyEaster

Sitting naked in a hot tub, drinking wine and eating pizza.

Oh weird, Metatext notifications just randomly started working for CoSo.

In a Zoom training session and as its Friday, pretty much everyone is WFH. There's a guy who still has his Christmas tree up in his living room.

Man I forgot how good Feeder is. #cosomusic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COy_JKXtzvE

Doing the single parent thing again while my wife is on a work trip. Throw in a renovation that began today and I’m really being tested this week.

Shout out to the full-time single parents though, doing this day in day out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeKvjVw3xVU