I just ground my medicinal weed up and put it as a spice in a cream cheese based dip with everything ready to harvest in my indoor garden, that includes "weeds" like dandelion, plantain, yarrow, and violet alongside kitchen spices, they have medicinal properties. I think I'll call it snakeoil dip.
I'll take "Random things to write in a birthday card" for 1000, Alex.
It is surprisingly tasty, by the way.