#devilstorytime
Well crap. I just realized I've put off getting to incarnate as several critters I wanted to try out for so long that it's going to be too late probably.
I've been meaning to try out being an aquatic mammal for ages. I just kept getting distracted.
And now it's probably the end times, and I'll be too busy.
Nobody destroy the ecosystem! I want to be an orca at least once!
@AskTheDevil Bodyslam some yachts for us!
@danialexis Just wait til I regain my true form. There will be a reckoning!
@AskTheDevil @danialexis Now I want to draw a sparkly gay Cthulhu.
Yay!
(I think I'm supposed to fight him at some point. But maybe if he learns to be fabulous, we can all be friends, instead!)
@tippitiwichet @danialexis I just hope my "true form" is sufficiently sparkly for them to think something "gay" or "liberal" was their undoing, and the source of our new Orca-centric sport "naval property damage throw and fetch".