Thought about it, realized that by doing so, I'd also be scorching professor Hensley, then realized I was fine with that. They were best friends, Hensley was his best man at the wedding, he was right next to him manipulating young girls, he was a dirty perv prof, and when I graduated he messaged me on Facebook and told me he had wet dreams about me. Birds of a feather. Damn, now I really want those old files. Sigh.