I guess for the rest of my life, every time I encounter the word "warlock", I will immediately remember the dude at the bar 25 years ago who started off his flirtation by saying, "Are you a witch? Because I'm a warlock." (The equivalent of saying, "Are you a Christian? Because I'm a Satanist.") He then rambed on a minute before saying, "There ain't nothing wrong with this, baby." While he stripped to his whitie tighties and swung his shirt above his head. He went home alone.