I want a tee shirt that has a humming bird beak and a flower that the beak will fit, with the caption, "Darwin's survival of the fittest", so I can point to it when people are all bloody in tooth and claw for evolution.
I feel inclined to pick up pencil and paper, but I have lessons to plan, and I want this shirt, and I can't stop, so I am filing a formal complaint with the world.