I truly believe this sort of manipulation is exactly why Elon bought Twitter.
I don't believe Elmo is capable of forming rational plans, myself.
Let's all keep firmly in mind that he offered to buy it as a JOKE, made valiant efforts to back out of the entire affair, and only went ahead with the sale when the Delaware judge made it clear to him that signing a contract MEANS THINGS.
"What if I say I don't have the money?"
"You've breached the contract, you give them a billion dollars, and then they get to keep EVERYTHING."
"What if I don't really WANT to buy it?"
"Doesn't make a bit of difference."
"What if I was just kidding?"
"Doesn't make a bit of difference."
"Boy, you liberals! COMEDY IS DEAD!!!"
@mcfate @BlueStateBabe @grrlscientist
It's all fun and games until someone signs a contract..
@InvaderGzim @BlueStateBabe @grrlscientist
"But that was my SARCASTIC signature!"
"You can pay them in sarcastic DOLLARS, sir."
@mcfate @InvaderGzim @BlueStateBabe @grrlscientist
He is Leon Skum
He wanted the bird shite site
to Xcrete his lies