@Kurtroedeger Fattening her up for Christmas?
Mmmm roast panda and figgy pudding 🤤
I said I wasn't going to be around much... not, not at all. 🤨
Stick to your cookies & s'mores buddy!
@raspberrypanda @stueytheround
You use that emoji a lot for me. How often do you use it for others?
::warms up giant crock pot::
::preps mirepoix::
::preps more mirepoix::
Get any closer and I'll whip your butt with that wilted celery stick you're holding !!
@raspberrypanda Awww! I bet a hot panda is really yummy 😜 @Kurtroedeger
Can do...
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@raspberrypanda About that kompromat...
A tame one to start with I think. The rest are, well, they're filth!
@raspberrypanda Thank god, the panda police is at least still working properly. @Kurtroedeger @stueytheround
@ToruOkada @raspberrypanda @Kurtroedeger
I'm not afraid. I have kompromat. You won't believe what she gets up to in the bathroom 😱😱
@stueytheround @ToruOkada @raspberrypanda
What kind of gravy should I make with it. I'm thinking a nice Bordeaux as well
@Kurtroedeger You give the nice Bordeaux to the panda. The panda passes out, and and also marinates from within.
@ToruOkada @raspberrypanda
@stueytheround @Kurtroedeger @ToruOkada
You give this panda a bordeaux and all you're likely to get is 🤢
@raspberrypanda Do they know how to make wine in New Zealand? 😜 
@raspberrypanda Real Talk: There is only *one* reason I don't drink "New World" wines: Food miles.
@stueytheround that won't work with the training I'm putting the panda through.
#subtoot