@Kurtroedeger @stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess

I can play a mean tambourine 😁

@PurpleDragon @stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess

Hey now, don't show us up! We got you the nom gig, we can't have you out performing us.

@Kurtroedeger @stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess
Wait'll you see the dragon twerk... 😜

@PurpleDragon @Kurtroedeger @stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess

I heard twerking is naughty and suggestive, so I'm up for it.

@AskTheDevil @Kurtroedeger @stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess

Ya ain't seen nothin' till you've seen a dragon twerk....

@PurpleDragon @stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess

Oh please 🙄🙄🙄🙄

::sticks tassels on each cheek::

I was born for this.

@Kurtroedeger @stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess
Ah but I have "other" places I can stick tassels......

@PurpleDragon Can you play a mean GREEN tambourine?

@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess

https://youtu.be/S5Vz-z4PEkk

@stueytheround @PurpleDragon @Fiikus_goddess

Don't keep poking stuey. Or she'll play a mean green tambourine on our spleens

@Kurtroedeger One should only play a mean, green tambourine on the spleen of a teen.
@PurpleDragon @Fiikus_goddess

@stueytheround @PurpleDragon @Fiikus_goddess

I've seen that scene of the mean green tambourine played on the spleen of a teen when I was in Aberdine.

@Kurtroedeger Where's Aberdine?

@PurpleDragon @Fiikus_goddess

@stueytheround @PurpleDragon @Fiikus_goddess

I'm two sojus in. I don't feel like fixing Autocarrot. 😝

@stueytheround Fairly certain all those folks are ded so yes I do play better... and my tambourine is PURPLE duh

@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess

@PurpleDragon But purple doesn't rhyme with tambourine, seen, scene, spleen, teen or Aberdeen! Purple only rhymes with Kirple! Where're the fun in that? 🤣🤣 @Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess

@stueytheround @Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess
Derple
Slurple
Murple
Kurple

See silly, I can rhyme it with whatever the hell I want, dragon privilege

@PurpleDragon Please define those words so that I can use them in future poetic endeavours! 😍

@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess

@stueytheround Sigh, I'll have to dig out my dragon dictionary... but I have to leave to go get COOKIES for the volunteers for our adoption event tomorrow. You'll have to be patient.

@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess

@PurpleDragon @stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess

I volunteer!!!!!!!!! Toe at those cookies

@Kurtroedeger @stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess

None of the cookies will have toes 🤔
And you can't volunteer because you'll not only eat all the cookies but will adopt all the dogs 😁

@PurpleDragon @stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess

Isn't the point to have them all adopted 🤔

And if I did such an act, wouldn't I deserve all the cookies.

@Kurtroedeger @stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess
Yes but I'm fairly certain your gang (Duke especially) will have something to say about it

@PurpleDragon @stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess

I provide this guy as my witness to attest to my upstanding behavior and professional butt rubbing skills

@Kurtroedeger @stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess
😍 he can volunteer at the event then lol

@PurpleDragon Patience is a virtue seldom found in women, but never found in men. That's why you'll never meet a man named Patience! 🤣

@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess

@stueytheround @PurpleDragon @Fiikus_goddess

Nurple: a slang word for the human nipple so spelled to have a word that specifically rhymes with purple.

@Kurtroedeger How do you encourage a Purple derple to slurple a nurple?

Show em yer kirple.

@PurpleDragon @Fiikus_goddess

@stueytheround @PurpleDragon @Fiikus_goddess

Do not talk about my kirple you little twerple

@Kurtroedeger @PurpleDragon @Fiikus_goddess
When ye talk like that ye put a tilt in ma kilt!

@stueytheround sooooo how many have you had there Stuey???

@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess

@PurpleDragon I am jober as a sudge. @Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess

@PurpleDragon @stueytheround @Kurtroedeger

Derple the green.
😂😂

@Fiikus_goddess I have never seen a toad shake that thang like that! @PurpleDragon @Kurtroedeger