Well, it's #CoSoAfterDark somewhere, so...

#RandomQuestions

Folks, what's your favourite euphemism for any of the contents of our scanties?*

Yes, yes, I'm talking about our 🍆s, 🍑s, and 🍒s. Positive euphemisms preferred, rather than terms you'd hurl at someone in a fight, but I'm more curious about range and regional quirks.

(And if your favourite euphemism isn't "cash and prizes", why not? 😉)

@MLClark
Family jewels
Mini-me
Mister happy
Meat and two veg

Lady garden

I presume you've noticed how few there are for the female genitals in comparison to the boys?

@stueytheround

Oh, no, the vulva-ful are just being a little more discreet, but we know all about our

Hoohas
Foo foos
Cha chas
Cookies
Honeypots
Vajayjays
Minges
Snatches
Fannies
Beavers (with pelts!)
Flowers
Muffs
Clamshells
Coochies
Pink tacos
Lady gardens
Love tunnels
Sword sheaths (okay, that's just the original meaning of "vagina")

And a personal favourite...

Penis fly traps 🙃

#CoSoAfterDark

@MLClark @stueytheround

Actually, on the incredibly rare times my mother needed to express herself... her term was "down there."

She would have been so much more comfortable with Lady Garden.

@QueenOfEverything "Down there"! Everyone used that. Especially if we were talking about medical problems. Wow! We were we so repressed! @MLClark