Well, it's #CoSoAfterDark somewhere, so...

#RandomQuestions

Folks, what's your favourite euphemism for any of the contents of our scanties?*

Yes, yes, I'm talking about our 🍆s, 🍑s, and 🍒s. Positive euphemisms preferred, rather than terms you'd hurl at someone in a fight, but I'm more curious about range and regional quirks.

(And if your favourite euphemism isn't "cash and prizes", why not? 😉)

@MLClark
Family jewels
Mini-me
Mister happy
Meat and two veg

Lady garden

I presume you've noticed how few there are for the female genitals in comparison to the boys?

@stueytheround

Oh, no, the vulva-ful are just being a little more discreet, but we know all about our

Hoohas
Foo foos
Cha chas
Cookies
Honeypots
Vajayjays
Minges
Snatches
Fannies
Beavers (with pelts!)
Flowers
Muffs
Clamshells
Coochies
Pink tacos
Lady gardens
Love tunnels
Sword sheaths (okay, that's just the original meaning of "vagina")

And a personal favourite...

Penis fly traps 🙃

#CoSoAfterDark

@MLClark I have a couple that aren't on your list, but I'd prefer not to be too indelicate...and they are. @stueytheround

@Ironworker229 @stueytheround

Can't be worse than when classic gay sex columnist Dan Savage once described a vulva as "a canned ham dropped from a great height"! 😂

@MLClark I've known girls call it their kebab.
Also once heard a girl in the toilet (night club. everybody just shared!) say to another "Come on Jackie! Wipe yer prune!"

@Ironworker229