My mind is mulling over the conversation in some gaudy club room in Mar a Lago where they developed their election strategy:

"So Sir, in any strategy like this it's important to realize your place in the Hater/Hatee dynamic and to bring the electorate to hate the hatee also."

"Don't patronize me, ok? My uncle was at MIT. I'm against Haiti. I get it. Now get me Pat Robertson's playbook from the shelf up there. I'm a very stable genius!"