So, Melania IS at the RNC, there's a photo circulating of her backstage with Turnip. However, she's gone AWOL, every other member of Turnips fam processed into the seating, she never showed.
Maybe there was some kinda emergency and she had to get back to Airwolf Mountain?
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@th3j35t3r and in the few hours of restless sleep since reading that, my brain dreamt a recast episode of Airwolf with Stringfellow and Dom respectively cast by Melania and Donald. They spent a lot of the episode flying through canyons and shooting missiles at migrants.
It wasn't really that different than the original.