I know that it's Superbowl Sunday and I know that It's sacrilegious to say this in Texas, but I don't give a shit about football. Not one shit. Don't care about a fumble. Don't care about halftime. Don't care about the ads. Don't give a shit. So please, all of you news organizations, stop breathlessly telling me about what's happening in the game today. I. Don't. Give. A. Shit. Thank you