Matt is a Christian, but has no desire to smite anyone.
He is an erstwhile poet who occasionally still gets the urge to write, but then it goes away.
He is interested in history, archaeology, and genealogy.
He has traced his ancestors back to when they had tails: grandpa Floyd.
He is interested in science and watches Nova whenever able.
He has no math ability. He can't correctly add a Scrabble score.
He enjoys puns and wordplay.
He will not remember your name.
He's a sugarholic with diabetes.