"Maintain your fecal cohesion."

—How a scientist tells someone to get their shit together.

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#humor

When you FINALLY get to sit down after a long day...

cc: @Minholkin :)

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My husband just microwaved crawfish for lunch.

Do I divorce him?

Mornin’
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cheers, to growth 💚

Baltimore
bridge blown up in controlled demolition
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-69003233

World’s top climate scientists expect global heating to blast past 1.5C target

“I expect a semi-dystopian future with substantial pain and suffering for the people of the global south,” said a South African scientist, who chose not to be named. “The world’s response to date is reprehensible – we live in an age of fools.”

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/may/08/world-scientists-climate-failure-survey-global-temperature

#climatechange #fossilfuel #globalwarming #climatescience #climateemergency #news

Happy Mothers Day 👍

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