The best way to communicate with the fishes is to drop them a line.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
She was only a whiskey-maker's daughter,
but he loved her still.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but he broke it off!
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
Schrödinger gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop asks him to pop his trunk. After taking a look, the cop asks, "Do you know you've got a dead cat back there?"
"Well, NOW I do," grumbles Schrödinger.
@peemee
I know a Pythagorean Theorem joke, but it's kind of square.
I know an Epictetus joke, but it's pretty lame.
I know a Werner Heisenberg joke, but it's only funny if I DON'T tell it.