Have a pancake at the earliest opportunity.

Or a crepe. Or French toast. Or a waffle. Or a latke.

Cook it to perfection and ENJOY THE DAMNED THING.

Life is precious, and fleeting. Make your joy and enjoy it. Win every food war.

It's why we are here.

@kel

Shit!!! Crepes? Really? You had to bring them in? Now we have ?

@see_the_sus I am endearing myself to the Canadians so that will be sponsors.

@see_the_sus It's a French thing, so directly correlated to Canadian latitude, afaik.

@p3R1n01D @kel

If I rub its antlers will a million dollar winning lotto ticket appear in my hands?

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@see_the_sus @kel
Ah, so you know of the mystical nature of the Squoose!

Fortunately for you, the Squoose would not give you a winning Lotto ticket, because it's a creature of chaotic good.

Knowing that you would be beset with friends and family vying for your money, which would make you miserable, the Squoose would instead lick your face as a blessing of a peaceful and character-building existence.

Guess I'm still pretty stoned! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 😂

@p3R1n01D @kel

Let me guess, that reply took you 1/2 an hour to write? 😁

@see_the_sus @p3R1n01D @kel If he’s stoned, it felt like a week and a half to him, believe me

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