Can you imagine the sheer backstabbing, butt snorkling, TREACHERY going on at Fox News right now?

A four-way pitched shitfight between Bartiromo, Pirro, Hannity, and Hegseth in the halls over who gets Tucker's slot. I expect open gunfire at a minimum. My god, the oral gratification going on in Murdoch's office alone...

Okay, I'll stop.

Hey, how long until Tucker Carlson joins the Trump Campaign as either Campaign Manager or running mate? Ten minutes? A day?