Okay, it's finally time to try watching Succession. I bet it has problems?
Black screen, disembodied voices. This is gonna be a lighthearted romp!
Oh shit, there's a Culkin in this? Don't let the Wet Bandits know.
What happened? It seems like you're a douchebag, that's what happened.
We'd like to call our dads, but they're all dead.
This mascot can talk and I am horrified. This is unacceptable behavior.
The eye-puke part is great though.
So the dog smoked a doobie and then ate your homework?
And then skateboarded away.
Ooh Ooh : Found the Culkin!
As an only child, I find sibling relationships to be very confusing but this is even more bullshit than is normal, right?
Dad's power move is fucking phenomenal. Walk into the boardroom in your Fancy Man Sweatsuit like you give no shits. Damn, bro. You cold.
Haven't seen this callow an assortment of sycophants since the first season of the Strain.
All your hopes, boom. All your dreams, boom.
And suddenly Cat's in the Cradle starts playing in the background. Go to therapy, gentlemen, and stop being dicks.
This fuckin' guy looks like a goddamn eraser with ears, fuck.
Gotta love dramatical double doors. Gotta.
Ken, everyone's changed their mind before they fucked you. Dad's just the richest.
First dad's talking about big dick contests, and now he's asking to get hit. I'm not one to draw a line, but..
1, 2, 3, cry Kendall. 1, 2, 3, cryyyyy.
Throwing doors open and bellowing LUNCH! was a tiktok thing three years ago right?
Huh. Obviously Cameron Frye's doing well for himself there. Good for him.
I'm literally coming into this show completely blind. I knew zero things about it other than that it was about a family business. Holy shit worst family business ever.
Creepily awkward or awkwardly creepy : you be the judge!
No but seriously what is going on?
Macauley the Second is really killin' it here.
I am AGHAST. A. FUCKING. GHAST. What fucking monstrosity.
Did Kendall just buy twitter?
Come to the hospital and bring your best signin' pen, 'cause daddy's about to bite the big one. Whoo-hoo we all hate each other!
The human eraser is now fake-crying about his daddy and I don't feel safe.
So this is the Rich People Part of the Hospital that we all knew existed but have never seen in person. Must be fuckin' nice.
Theme parks? Cryogenics? Media empire? Hmmmm.
Assholes all the way down.
**insert gif of Homer walking backward into a hedge **
Greg should just walk the fuck home, this is a horror movie. Don't look in the basement, don't walk down a dark street and for the love of god do not fall asleep. Greg. Get out. Of. There.
@mondegreens Succession is gobstoppingly good! Wickedly good fun!
I cannot imagine treating my kid like this; or raising him to treat other people like this. This is a really fucked up family. They do not *like* each other.