So the dog smoked a doobie and then ate your homework?

And then skateboarded away.

Ooh Ooh : Found the Culkin!

As an only child, I find sibling relationships to be very confusing but this is even more bullshit than is normal, right?

Dad's power move is fucking phenomenal. Walk into the boardroom in your Fancy Man Sweatsuit like you give no shits. Damn, bro. You cold.

Haven't seen this callow an assortment of sycophants since the first season of the Strain.

All your hopes, boom. All your dreams, boom.

Thanks for the sourdough starter, I'll hold onto it in case I'm quarantined in a few years.

And suddenly Cat's in the Cradle starts playing in the background. Go to therapy, gentlemen, and stop being dicks.

This fuckin' guy looks like a goddamn eraser with ears, fuck.

I cannot imagine treating my kid like this; or raising him to treat other people like this. This is a really fucked up family. They do not *like* each other.

Gotta love dramatical double doors. Gotta.

Ken, everyone's changed their mind before they fucked you. Dad's just the richest.

First dad's talking about big dick contests, and now he's asking to get hit. I'm not one to draw a line, but..

1, 2, 3, cry Kendall. 1, 2, 3, cryyyyy.

Throwing doors open and bellowing LUNCH! was a tiktok thing three years ago right?

Huh. Obviously Cameron Frye's doing well for himself there. Good for him.

I'm literally coming into this show completely blind. I knew zero things about it other than that it was about a family business. Holy shit worst family business ever.

Creepily awkward or awkwardly creepy : you be the judge!

No but seriously what is going on?