Okay, it's finally time to try watching Succession. I bet it has problems?
Black screen, disembodied voices. This is gonna be a lighthearted romp!
Oh shit, there's a Culkin in this? Don't let the Wet Bandits know.
What happened? It seems like you're a douchebag, that's what happened.
We'd like to call our dads, but they're all dead.
This mascot can talk and I am horrified. This is unacceptable behavior.
The eye-puke part is great though.
So the dog smoked a doobie and then ate your homework?
And then skateboarded away.
Ooh Ooh : Found the Culkin!
As an only child, I find sibling relationships to be very confusing but this is even more bullshit than is normal, right?
Dad's power move is fucking phenomenal. Walk into the boardroom in your Fancy Man Sweatsuit like you give no shits. Damn, bro. You cold.
Haven't seen this callow an assortment of sycophants since the first season of the Strain.
All your hopes, boom. All your dreams, boom.
Thanks for the sourdough starter, I'll hold onto it in case I'm quarantined in a few years.