Wednesday problems, an incomplete list.
1. Made her basic.
2. Took the love out of the family. The Addams are not supposed to be dicks to each other.
4. Supernatural stuff, is it known to exist by the general public, or not?
5. They keep acting like Wednesday is a scary monster but the school is literally full of vampires. Who literally murder people to eat. But *she’s* the weirdo?
6. I’m sorry, but the lobby of their school looks like my college and that just takes me right out of the ooky. Mysterious. Soooky. Fuck that place.
7. They gave her a god-damned Harvey.
8. Ooh. But this Harvey goes to therapy. Good for him.
9. Sunny day there, Nevermore.
10. Enough with the shitty quips, little girl. You’re better than this.
11. Dead-eyed is more disturbing than glaring. If the glaring is performative, see #1.
12. Danny’s gotta fucking’ Elf, Man. Whiiiiimsy AF Bitches.
13. Where you taking old Yeller, Pa?
14. You know who probably gives a world class handjob? Thing.
15. This asshole is the whitest damn Urkel ever. Did heeee do that?
16. Everyone spouts off the most obvious quips and it’s fucking awful. I’m officially hate-watching Wednesday.
17. You can't attempt multiple murders in episode 1 and settle for humiliation thereafter.
18. And now it's Race for Your Life, Wednesday Addams.
19. Vampires love these sunny days in the water.
20. If your principal can’t shape shift, you’re at the wrong Monster Academy! I mean Hogwarts! I mean Nevermore!
21. Unsurprisingly, the call is coming from inside the school.
22. If y’all don’t wanna be found, don’t have your secret society leave clues behind. Nancy Goddamn Drew is gonna sniff you out, fuckos.
23. How Now Pilgrim? The proper greeting is What Cheer, you fucking imbecile.
@mondegreens feels more true to the New Yorker cartoons, tho.
and there's love. the scene with the bullies and the stocks and she is reminded of her brother.
@mondegreens oh maybe the mom dynamic, i can see that
3. Wednesday’s whole personality is that she likes black.