Wednesday problems, an incomplete list.
1. Made her basic.
2. Took the love out of the family. The Addams are not supposed to be dicks to each other.
3. Wednesday’s whole personality is that she likes black.
4. Supernatural stuff, is it known to exist by the general public, or not?
5. They keep acting like Wednesday is a scary monster but the school is literally full of vampires. Who literally murder people to eat. But *she’s* the weirdo?
6. I’m sorry, but the lobby of their school looks like my college and that just takes me right out of the ooky. Mysterious. Soooky. Fuck that place.
7. They gave her a god-damned Harvey.
8. Ooh. But this Harvey goes to therapy. Good for him.
9. Sunny day there, Nevermore.
10. Enough with the shitty quips, little girl. You’re better than this.
11. Dead-eyed is more disturbing than glaring. If the glaring is performative, see #1.