Send Jeff Bezos to Mars in his giant rocket dildo.
Start telling Bezos that you're betting Elmo beats him to Mars; tell Elmo you bet Bezos beats HIM to Mars.
Then they'll have a race and they can BOTH die horribly.
Send Jeff Bezos to Mars in his giant rocket dildo.
Start telling Bezos that you're betting Elmo beats him to Mars; tell Elmo you bet Bezos beats HIM to Mars.
Then they'll have a race and they can BOTH die horribly.
@matuzalem
If this were a 1980s slasher movie, and I were the killer and Elmo was in it, he'd go by having wound up on the wrong end of one of his tunneling machines.
"CAN YOU DIG IT, MAN?"