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Send Jeff Bezos to Mars in his giant rocket dildo.

@matuzalem

Start telling Bezos that you're betting Elmo beats him to Mars; tell Elmo you bet Bezos beats HIM to Mars.

Then they'll have a race and they can BOTH die horribly.

@mcfate it would be so beautiful. Hopefully he slips in the shower alone and drowns first.

@matuzalem

If this were a 1980s slasher movie, and I were the killer and Elmo was in it, he'd go by having wound up on the wrong end of one of his tunneling machines.

"CAN YOU DIG IT, MAN?"

@JeniRizio Musk is going first thank you very much, in his giant cyber-phallus. He’s not to be outdone!

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