Send Jeff Bezos to Mars in his giant rocket dildo.
@mcfate it would be so beautiful. Hopefully he slips in the shower alone and drowns first.
If this were a 1980s slasher movie, and I were the killer and Elmo was in it, he'd go by having wound up on the wrong end of one of his tunneling machines.
"CAN YOU DIG IT, MAN?"
@matuzalem take Musssk with him
@JeniRizio Musk is going first thank you very much, in his giant cyber-phallus. He’s not to be outdone!
@matuzalem is that a turd in his pocket, or is he just happy to see us? :D
@matuzalem
Start telling Bezos that you're betting Elmo beats him to Mars; tell Elmo you bet Bezos beats HIM to Mars.
Then they'll have a race and they can BOTH die horribly.
#TwoBirdsOnePlanet