Random Idea: We buy a bunch of those cheap propane-powered radiant heaters, rebrand them as uber-manly delicates tanners—for private, indoor use only—and sell them on Fox News for four easy payments of $169.69. 😈
At the same time, we will seed Reddit and whatever passes these days for 4chan (probably #RIPTwitter) with claims from definitely doctors that carbon monoxide is definitely not poisonous. 😈😈
