Somehow I missed this yesterday due to work.
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If you think you’re having a bad week, spare a thought for the poor soul who prompted a response from the bomb squad after getting an artillery shell stuck up his bottom.

The anonymous patient, who reportedly collected military memorabilia, “slipped and fell” on a projectile from World War Two.
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Slipped and fell.

https://www.indy100.com/news/bomb-disposal-shell-gloucester-hospital-wwii-b1969263