Somehow I missed this yesterday due to work.
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If you think you’re having a bad week, spare a thought for the poor soul who prompted a response from the bomb squad after getting an artillery shell stuck up his bottom.
The anonymous patient, who reportedly collected military memorabilia, “slipped and fell” on a projectile from World War Two.
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Slipped and fell.
https://www.indy100.com/news/bomb-disposal-shell-gloucester-hospital-wwii-b1969263
@ChippySuave Oooof...lol.
@ChippySuave the logistics of what it would take for the 'slipped and fell' story to be true are mind blowing! Pretty sure there would be massive internal injuries.
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@ChippySuave I bet there's a corner of the internet that collects 'I slipped and fell' stories like this but I'm not sure how eager I am to find it.