Sometimes, when I go to a site and it asks if I'm an adult before letting me in, I take *way* too long to answer. 🙃

Can we come up with some new categories? How's this for an age range:

I am...

🔲 Still prone to public melt-downs because existence is hard.
🔲 Keeping my screams inside more days than not.
🔲 Shocked that I'm still here.
🔲 Shocked that any of us are still here.
🔲 One with the infinite; only using this keyboard because my spirit-form slipped while singularity surfing. Send tits.

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