How do you clean your bum?
(My wife just installed a bidet and I'm still trying to decide how I feel about it.)
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@XSGeek She got a few of these:
https://hellotushy.com/products/classic-affordable-bidet
None of our poop closets are really large enough for a standalone unit but this seems to work fine.
Also the literature is littered with poop/butt puns so that's fun.