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Anyone else disappointed in the quality of their car's horn? I love my car but it's got such a gentle, apologetic beep that I feel lame when I'm leaning hard on it to indicate my displeasure with whatever asshole has earned my wrath.
I want the War Rig's horn from Fury Road. I want dudes to drop their phones and shit themselves when I set it off.
@ianthealy my grandpa mounted a semi airhorn to the front bumper of his Volkswagen bug. That definitely got people's attention
@ianthealy After I moved away from Florida, I have barely used my car horn, but when I do use it, I want it to at least cause 1d4 sonic damage and require a saving throw.
@ianthealy Ages ago, when we bought our FJ Cruiser, our daughter laughed at the wimpy horn. I replaced it. It now causes recipients to skip a heartbeat or two.
Downside is, you can't just politely remind someone the light has changed.