"Dearest Gwendolyn,
Our battle against the Covid rages on, but by the grace of our Lord we have them on the retreat. The men have successfully won the day in Congestion Valley and only pockets of resistance remain. They still have stubborn forces dug into the flanks of Mt. Fever and Mt. Migraine, but we plan to charge those today. May we be successful! With luck, I shall be home for James, Jr.'s birthday.

My love to you and your mother,

Sgt. James Cell
143rd Immune Response Brigade"