breaking news from 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
🙉🙈🐵
WASHINGTON D.C. – After almost 250 years of data-gathering, the American experiment has ended in a catastrophic laboratory explosion.
“I don’t understand what went wrong!” sighed the facility’s chief scientist. “I added a flawed constitution, an electoral system designed by slave owners, a biased and corrupt supreme court, and centuries of frothing racism, violent sexism, and misguided exceptionalism. I followed the recipe to the letter!”
https://thebeaverton.com/2024/11/american-experiment-ends-in-catastrophic-laboratory-explosion/
@holon42 The "American experiment" may have started in a noble and erudite meeting of founding fathers fighting for freedom and liberty for all, but it's ending in a meth lab full of petty criminals in pursuit of absolute power.