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Trump Attempts To Soften Image With New Airbrushed JCPenney Beauty Shots
“Here you go, these are nice glossies of the president we took at the JCPenney Portrait Studio—he looks great, huh?” said senior advisor Corey Lewandowski, right before he attempted to sexually assault an aide.
https://theonion.com/trump-attempts-to-soften-image-with-new-airbrushed-jcpenney-beauty-shots/
