When I was 13 years old in 2001 I was suspended from school for having a Swiss Army knife keyring as I represented a danger to my fellow students.
it was a one inch long purpose made Swiss Army knife keyring. A gift from my aunt Sarah.
I'm just putting that little factoid out there for your consideration.
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@JolieSaboteuse didn't they know that a Swiss Army knife is neutral? It can only be used in self defense, in which case it becomes highly adept at poking many small holes in "large" people. It also has a handy dandy "whip ass" can opener (can o' whip ass not included).
@hallmarc It was also made of the worst steel in the world.