URGENT WARNING! Facebook now automatically scans your brain through your monitor. To prevent this, get aluminum foil, and wrap it around your head. Sit in a white chair, make sure your left leg is raised and pointing in an easterly direction and breathe through your left nostril ONLY.
This is a serious problem and has been confirmed by my friend Jason’s cousin’s girlfriend’s neighbour’s son’s baby’s mama and their pet chihuahua.
Please enjoy the remainder of your week, everyone. Be well!😍
@Pat_Walrond copy and paste this to your fb wall: i do not give meta permission to scan my brain or to use images of my brain or brain activity in any marketing or promotional materials or to sell to advertisers.
@MPCavalier @Pat_Walrond too late. They've already downloaded your brain and replaced you...
@hallmarc Yikes! I thought something was missing.. @MPCavalier