"Sharks off the coast of Brazil test positive for cocaine, prompting wild theories"
If you can't keep track of your drugs, don't do drugs.
@northernbassist can't wait for the movie
you just know there'll be a series of Cocaine Bear v Cocaine Shark coming...
Wait...wait...wait...I got it!
Cocaine sharks versus electric AI boats!
@grayman
driven by mutated cocaine bears.