Carmela
Most women's shapewear only promises a slimmer hourglass shape. What if I want to be a dodecahedron
Meditation? Changing your diet? Therapy? Everyone knows the solution to an existential crisis is cutting your bangs at 3 AM
Life could be better if if all superheroes transformed into their superhero outfits like Sailor Moon
When people complain about corruption they automatically cast it onto the government but some of them are the same folks who'd be quick to cut lines, accept bribes, and exploit privileges to one-up others. It's in all levels and corrupt leaders are merely a symptom of their mindset.
So I've decided to get a cremation plan. As a treat.
After decades of struggling with my behavior and being misunderstood, I finally got my diagnoses and treatment plan. Still under observation. Got a hurricane of feelings but mostly liberation 🙌🏼
Joined a critical thought group on Facrbook and the first post I see says, "One can be religious and still be an atheist." Thanks, it's been a great 13 seconds with you guys
Men on social media posting about sexual functions: people laugh
Women on social media posting about clothes: gets 178 DMs asking for underwear pics
Oh, to wake up one day and see that accessibility & inclusion for those with mental and physical disabilities is the norm, not the exception.
One of our local drugstores has adopted the talk/don't talk shopping basket system. It would've worked if the store managers and staff weren't hard-pressed to automatically approach all shoppers.
Once I had an asthma attack inside the store and leaned against the display shelves to stabilise my breath. The store manager approached and instantly launched into their automatic sales spiel. After I asked him to please stop because I'm trying to breathe, he pouted and left without another word. 🫠
My brain keeps telling me I'm not good enough. Objectively, I know this to be both truth and a lie. It's exhausting, not being able to order an upgraded brain because I've still got so much work to do.
Sometimes I like to play this game where I count the number of times I'm sidetracked by side quests before remembering my Original Task™️. If the latter even happens.
Stop telling me to be the bigger person in a fight, I'm only 5'1"
Congratulations to my boss for having me as an employee
So hard to badly miss someone but I hope they're OK. 🥹
Catholics would probably get more churchgoers with candy communion hosts
My favorite kind of influencer is the type who runs supposed motivational or advocacy pages that have 70% page owner selfies. Thank you for speaking up about my debilitating mental health, your selfie cured it.