Mousebender: Ilchester, eh?
Wensleydale: Right.
Mousebender: OK, I'm game. Have you got any, he asked, expecting the answer no?
Wensleydale: I'll have a look, sir...nnnnnnooooooooo.
Mousebender: It's not much of a cheese shop really, is it?
Wensleydale: Finest in the district, sir.
Mousebender: And what leads you to that conclusion?
Wensleydale: Well, it's so clean.
Mousebender: Well, it's certainly uncontaminated by cheese.

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