Trump: “Once I take office, the migrant invasion of our country ends and the restoration of our country begins”
Me thinking: “Except for Elon Musk. I like him. And what’s his name. He makes me laugh. But the rest go. Oh, my golf caddies, they get to stay. Oh, and the people at Maria Largesse can stay. But everyone else… oh and the woman who does my hair. And the guy who makes my hamberfulers. Oh and I guess my wife and her son… no, they are turning on me… screw em they all go. And the lawyers.”