Okay, apparently Trump worked so hard as President he had to talk in the White House about Arnold Palmers penis.

“According to New York Times journalist Maggie Haberman, the former president’s fascination with the golf legend’s penis dates back at least to the 2020 presidential campaign.”

Which, to be fair to the NYT, it’s hard to sanewash a fascination with penises. 😮

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/trump-told-oval-office-guests-145926993.html