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"No sugarcoating here; let’s slice right to the wedding cake of truth. After the past year and a half, three weddings, and a sum of money I don’t want to think about (precisely $4,634.50), I hereby declare my retirement from the job of being your bridesmaid."
https://www.glamour.com/story/to-all-my-friends-this-is-my-bridesmaid-resignation-letter
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And now my brain is noodling the idea of a "Standard Bridal Party Contract". In short, it states that since members of the marriage party regularly have a significant person and financial obligation, they are therefore entitles to a split of 1/3 the marital assets should the couple not stay together for a minimum of 20 years. Of course, this can be negotiated if there are significant factors in the dissolution of the marriage.