CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it idles smoothly.
She asks, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" #jokes
@estherschindler In the UK that would probably be an Essex Girl joke.