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CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it idles smoothly.

She asks, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

@estherschindler Example:

Q. What is the first thing that an Essex girl does after sex?
A. Open the car door.

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