Why sometimes it's probably really tiring talking to me: I'm cooking chili in a crock pot that's sitting on top of my stove to save counter space and I timed it out to cook on high. My mom said if it wasn't ready, then dump the chili into a pot and cook it on the stove.
My argument: it's already in a pot, on the stove, and it's cooking, so her directions are useless as I'm already doing them.
Her: I thought you said it was in a crock pot.
Me: a crock what?
Her: fuck you, you little shit.
Technically I'm right. Which is the best kind of right.