I love it when I tell people I don't like sports and they spend a majority of their time sending me links to clips of sports and then telling me all the names of people.
Next time, I'm saying my favorite sport is banging your mom. And I can find some clips to share.
@dr_zooks I wish people would take "I'm not interested in sports" to mean "this is not a topic we can converse on together" instead of "please explain sports to me until I am interested".