I'm not a violent person, I'm pretty passive most of the time. But if you feed me cat food while telling me it's regular tuna, I might actually punch you in the head right there at the table.
@cmajuscula luckily I've never run into that at a restaurant. I'm watching Extreme Cheapskates and this lady fed her friends cat food because it was like 7 cents cheaper than actual tuna.
Her ex was suspicious, so he goes into the kitchen and finds the cans of cat food in the trash.
@dr_zooks This is one of my mother's pet peeves. If the menu says albacore and it's not, she will get pretty aggressive. I still remember the time she demanded to see the cans from the kitchen.
<narrator voice> It wasn't albacore.