New rule: The board members of any company making a consumer product; must open the packaging and assemble/ prepare the product use at their board meetings.

If a board member is under 55, their mother, father, or other elderly relative must do so instead.

It's becoming a real struggle to open foods, and I made the mistake of buying scissors online. Had to break out the lineman pliers, again, and I keep the ChannelLocks in the kitchen drawer now.